What We're About...

The primary reason why so many talented musicians never accomplish their dream is because they don't have a roadmap to lead them there.  Not only is it our goal to help you achieve ALL of your goals along your musical journey, but to provide the roadmap.

Each week on the Real Musicians Don't Starve Podcast, host Michael Elsner interviews some of the world's most successful musicians, and dissects the strategies they’ve implemented to achieve the kind of career every musician dreams about.

If you want to follow your passion and create music full time, this is the podcast for you… because Real Musicians Don’t Starve!

About Your Host...

I was raised in the artistic community of Woodstock, NY, music has been a fundamental part of my life since as far back as I can remember. There was never doubt that my career would be fully centered around this creative endeavor. This journey has allowed me to live in both Los Angeles and Nashville, where my career has provided 4 main musical outlets: Guitarist, Songwriter / Composer, Producer & Instructor / Consultant.

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Guitarist

As a guitarist, I have played on sessions for a multitude of television, album and film projects.

My solo album Stained Voodoo took home the award for Instrumental Album of the Year at the LA Music Awards and I’ve also written an instructional method book titled Introspective Guitar.

I've traveled to multiple countries throughout the world, as well as toured most of the Continental United States, as a sideman for rock, pop, latin, and country artists.

One of the highlights of my career was sharing guitar credits with some of my earliest influences including Paul Gilbert, Richie Kotzen, and Greg Howe, on Jeff Bowders’ The Pilgrimage of Thingamuhjig

Songwriter & Composer

As a songwriter and composer, my songs have been placed in over 180 individual television series, accounting for over 850 individual episodes.

Many of the tracks I've written have also been licensed for international commercials and film trailers.

See below for an extensive list of TV Show, Film and Commercial Placements...

Sheila E and The E Family recorded my song “I Like It,” which was released as the first single from their Now & Forever album. 

I wrote the theme song for the Saturday Morning TV Show “The Young Icons,” which is now in its 9th season.

Currently I am working on a number of musical projects through my Trailer Music production company SonicTremor.

Producer

Music Production has been a passion of mine since I was a teenager.  As an early adopter of ProTools, I've had my own personal studio since 2002. Along the way I've been able to produce albums not only for myself, but for other artists as well.

After working with so many songwriters and producers who are not primarily guitarists, I found that often times they just need a fresh dose of musical inspiration, and something new that they can take and start crafting their songs around.  So, in partnership with Big Fish Audio and  Vir2 Instruments, I co-produced 2 guitar based Virtual Instruments:  "Acoustic Legends" and “APOLLO: Cinematic Guitars” as well as the look library: “Steel & Wood: Acoustic Songwriter Sessions.”  

Instructor & Personal Coaching

Licensing my music catalog to TV shows, Films, Commercials, Video Games, and Film/Game Trailers has been an integral part of my career for the last 15 years.  With over 2000 placements to my name, it’s an incredible joy for me to share with others the process that I’ve used to generate those placements. 

I authored an E-book titled: The 4 Step Plan to Licensing Success, that simply outlined strategy to generating consistent placements.  The profound response I received from this book led me to create the Master Music Licensing Program. 

The process of teaching others how to pursue their passions, and achieve their own musical dreams, has been the most personally fulfilling thing I've ever done in my career.  

As the popularity of my blog, articles and online program have grown, many musicians began asking for advice and direction for their own career pursuits.  With the Real Musicians Don’t Starve Podcast, musicians throughout the world would be learning directly from the world’s most successful musicians.  There are recurring systems and strategies that all of these successful musicians use - THIS IS THE ROADMAP - and it’s my pleasure to share it with you.

Song Placements & Original Score

4th and Loud (AMC) | 60 Minutes | ABC On-Air Promos | Acceso Total: La Voz Kids (Telemundo) | Adam Ruins Everything (TruTV) | Addicted To The Life | Aladdin 2019 (Trailer) | All My Children | The American Athlete (ABC) | American Idol (FOX) | American Latino TV Show | American Weed (Nat Geo) | America’s Most Badass (AHCTV) | Amish Mafia (Nat Geo) | Artists In Love (Sky Arts - UK) | Audi (Commercial) | Automotive Vision.TV | Baywatch (DVD) | Barnwood Builders (DIY Network) | Beautiful Homes and Great Estates | Best Week Ever (VH1) | Better Call Saul (AMC) | Beyond The Break (The N) | Big Body Squad (BBC) | Bloodline (Netflix) | Breaking Amish (TLC) | Breaking Down The Bars (OWN) | Buck Commander (Outdoor Channel) | Buick (Commercial) | Building Off The Grid (DIY) | Bulloch Family Ranch (UPtv) | Car Czar (National Geographic Channel) | Cheer Squad (ABC Spark) | Chef’s Table (Netflix) | Chevy (Commercial) | Cinderella (Trailer: Disney Films) | CNN Headline News (CNN) | CNN Special Report (CNN) | Cold Case (CBS) | Comic Book Men (AMC) | Commander Life (Outdoor Channel) | Counting Cars (History) |Disney + | Dirty Rotten Survival (Nat Geo) | Dr. Drew’s Life Changers (The CW) | Dr. Oakley Yukon Vet (Nat Geo WILD) | Driven: Oklahoma State Cowboys (Golf Channel) | Driven TV with Pat & Nicole Reeve (Outdoor Channel) | Duck Commander: Before The Dynasty | E! News Live (E!) | Ellen DeGeneres Show (NBC) | Entertainers with Byron Allen | ESPN | Evil Kin (Investigation Discovery) | Evil Twins (Investigation Discovery) | EXTRA (NBC) | Fameless (TruTV) | Fantasy Island (Trailer) | First Week In (Discovery) | Flea Market Flip (HGTV) | Flip or Flop (HGTV) | Food: Fact or Fiction? (Cooking Channel) | Forbidden (Investigation Discovery) | Fox and Friends (FOX NEWS) | Fox Sports Network | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (TBS) | Funniest Pets and People | Gadget Show | Garage Gold (DIY Network) | Good Morning America (ABC) | Good Omens (Amazon Studios) | Gunny Time (Outdoor Channel) | Hack My Life (TruTV) | Hair Battle Spectacular (Oxygen) | Hand of God (Amazon) | Hannah Montana (Disney) | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC) | High School Musical 2 (Disney) | Hillbilly Blood (Discovery) | Homestead Rescue (Discovery) | Hot 20 Countdown (CMT) | Hotel Impossible (Travel Channel) | How It Really Happened (HLN) | Hunters (Amazon Prime) | Ice Holes (Nat Geo) | Impractical Jokers (TruTV) | In The Bedroom with Dr. Laura Bergman (OWN) | Inside Jokes (Tru TV) | Inside The Vault (WGN America) | Interior Therapy (Bravo) | Island Medics (BBC One) | Jack Ryan (Trailer - Amazon) | Jagger Eaton’s Mega Life (Nickelodeon) | Keeping Up with the Kardashians (E! TV) | Kilborn File (Fox) | Killing Fields (Discovery) | Lies, Crimes & Video (HLN) | Lizard Lick Towing (Tru TV) | Lone Star Lady (A&E) | Lopez Tonight (TBS) | Lost & Found with Mike & Jesse (Discovery Fam) | Lucky Ladies (FOX Life) | Magnum PI (Commercial) | Maleficent 2: Mistress of Evil (Trailer) | Mark Felt (Trailer: Mandalay Pictures) | Married At First Sight (Lifetime) | Master of Photography (Sky TV - UK) | Mazda (Commercial) | Mike & Molly (CBS) | Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo) | Modern Marvels (History Channel) | Monster Fish (Outdoor Channel) | Mr. Neighbor’s House (Cartoon Network) | My Big Fat Revenge (Oxygen) | My Cat From Hell (Animal Planet) | Mydestination.tv | Naked Science (Nat Geo) | Narcos (Netflix -Trailer) | NASCAR | NBC On-Air Promos | Next (MTV) | NFL Today (CBS) | NHL | Niko and the Sword of Light (Amazon) | NRA All Access (Outdoor Channel) | NY Ink (TLC) | Oceans 8 (Trailer) | One Life To Live | Our Wild Life (TLC) | Over My Dead Body (Investigation Discovery) | Paid Off with Michael Torpey (truTV) | Paradise Hotel (Fox) |  Pawn Stars (History Channel) | Peter Perfect (Style Network) | Pets.tv | Pit Boss (Animal Planet) | Poker After Dark (NBC) | Politics of Love | Private Lives of Nashville Wives (TNT) | Q Viva the Chosen (FOX) | Ray Donovan (Showtime) | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo) | Real Life Nightmare (HLN) | Real Life: The Musical (OWN) | Real World (MTV) | Recipe.tv Rehab Party At The Hard Rock (Tru TV) | Resale Royalty (Style) | Restoration Wild (Animal Planet) | Return to Amish (TLC) | Ridge Reaper (Outdoor Channel) | Rivermen (History Channel) | Robot Soldiers (Nat Geo - UK) | Rust To Riches | Salvage City (Discovery) | Sarah Palin’s Alaska (TLC) | Searching For… (OWN) | Secret Lives of Women | Shark Week 18: Laws of Jaws (Discovery) | Sing Off (NBC) | Skechers (Commercial) | SmallFoot (Trailer) | Sneaky Pete Season 3 (Trailer) | So You Think You Can Dance (FOX) | Southern Charm (Bravo) | Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Trailer) | Star Wars: The Mandalorian (Disney +) | Stella’s Oorlog (Feature Film - The Netherlands) | Steve (Harvey - NBC) |  Steven Segal vs Justin Lee Collins | Story of God with Morgan Freeman (Nat Geo) | Stupid Man, Smart Phone (BBC) | Sunday Morning Futures (Fox News) | Superhuman Science (Discovery) | Surviving The Cut (Discovery) | Suspiria (Trailer: Amazon Studios) | Talk Show The Game Show (Tru TV) | Talking Dead (AMC) | Team 200 (NBC Sports) | Three Sheets (Spike) | The Appearing (Trailer: Lionsgate Films) | The Club (Netflix) | The Condemned 2 (Trailer: WWE Films) | The Courier (Trailer) | The Dan Patrick Show (NBC Sports) | The Get Down (Netflix) | The Hunt (Outdoor Channel) | The Hunt with John Walsh (CNN) | The Redemption Project (CNN) | The Voice (NBC) | This Is Life with Lisa Ling (CNN) | Toddlers and Tiaras (TLC) | True Life (MTV) | TV’s All-Time Funniest (ABC) | UItimate Science | Who Wants To Date A Comedian (The CW) | Wicked Tuna (Nat Geo) | Unmasking a Killer (HLN) | Urban Conversion | Valerie's Home Cooking (Food Network) | Weed 4: Pot vs Pills (CNN) | Weekend Express with Lynn Smith (HLN) | Working Miracles | World Of Jenks (MTV) | Wrecked (TBS) | Xtreme Waterparks (Travel Channel) | Young Icons (The CW)

 

TV / Film Credits as a Guitarist

3, 2, 1… Frankie Go Boom (Variance Films) | Barely Lethal (RKO Pictures) | Butter (Weinstein Company) | Casual (Hulu) | Dig (USA) | Ella Enchanted (Miramax Films) | Fairly Legal (USA Network) | Graves (Epix) | Growing Up Fisher (NBC) | Harley & the Davidsons (Discovery) | Losing It (ABC) | Second Nature (Cross Films) | Sundays at Tiffany’s (Lifetime) | Thank You For Smoking (Fox Searchlight) | The Ex-List (CBS) | The Young and the Restless (CBS) | Victoria’s Secret (Holiday Campaign) | Young Adult (Paramount Pictures)

 

Podcasts & Written Features

  • The Career Musician Podcast
  • Art 2 Income Podcast
  • The Savvy Musician Show with Leah McHenry
  • The Music Industry Blueprint with Rick Barker
  • The Charron Zone: Music-Business-Life
  • Female Entrepreneur Musician with Bree Noble
  • The Star Singer Podcast
  • Making Money in the Music Business
  • Smart Music Business Podcast
  • The Business Side of Music Podcast
  • The Rich Redmond Show
  • Collectible Guitar Magazine
  • Hacking Music: The Music Business Model Canvas

 

Speak Engagements and Guest Lectures

  • Full Sail University
  • Blair School of Music at Vanderbilt University
  • Darkhorse Institute
  • Propellerheads Producer’s Conference
  • A3E
  • Immerse Music Conference